Urban Beatdown: Defend Yourself

Seriously, this is disgusting.

Hand strength is important. It’s what allows you to stab through someone’s body with your fingers to pull out their heart, or say, poke people in the chest really hard. We use it so that when we hang onto something, it’s like the jaws of life. What can we say, we’re grabby people.

This video was born out of a request for a means to escape the constant loving hugs of a mother. Of course, this is definitely not exclusive to that situation, and can (and should) be used any time you get the chance. Caring is scaring.

Hey everyone.  Sorry for the video delay, we had to go to Hong Kong to compete in a Kumite and battle the current kumite king, Bolo Yeung.  It went pretty well, Josh took the title and Ross put him in the Boston Crab while he was down.

We need a day or two for our wounds to heal, and we promise to have new videos up within the week.

Happy Freaking New Year! This if the final in the high five series, but do not worry, there are literally thousands of things you could do with a high five that we may revisit in the future.

So you’re in a bar, with some drunk business men. One of them, lets say his name is “imadouche O’shenneseymgan” has high five fever and is tearing through high fives left and right. You have the genius idea of flipping his ass head over heels but when you high five, he doesn’t let go! Zomg what to do?!?!?!


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Merry Christmas everyone.

This episode we focus on that iconic sign of high school brotherhood, the noogie. Next time someone tries to pull that bullshit on you, you’ll be ready, and they’ll be sorry.


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The high five is going down. You can be sure of that. As a matter of fact, the more people click on these annoying ads all over the place the more likely it is that we will take a cross-country high five destruction tour O’ doom. A tour O’ doom. Has a nice ring to it.

Not only is this technique amazingly effective, it is amazingly baller. Nothing says, “damn son you messed with the wrong guy” more than dropping down into a near split like you were born with that ability. Oh, you don’t agree? James Brown my friends. James Brown.

We have a new title! Or, you know, a title, period! check it ooooooooooooooooout.


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We don’t like high fives. We’re more “elaborate handshake” guys, and it seems like every time someone tries to high five us we’d rather just punch ourselves in the face than have to deal with the dishonor of this particular form of greeting. So, instead of having that awkward moment where you have to decide whether or not to actually go through with it, do this instead. You’ll sleep better at night. Conversely, if you see someone you don’t like, offer them up a friendly high five for being so damned awesome!
Instructions after the jump.


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Natali Del Conte from Textra came by to learn a little Kung Fu and she ended up smacking me in the face and kneeing Josh in the balls. Kung Fu style though. Not like those defense classes where some douche wears the tae kwon do suit and people take turns poking him in the eyes. The breakdown for this video is going to be a long one, so bear with us…

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Our finale in the Deadly Handshakes series. Our deadliest tip yet!

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