Urban Beatdown: Defend Yourself

The high five is going down. You can be sure of that. As a matter of fact, the more people click on these annoying ads all over the place the more likely it is that we will take a cross-country high five destruction tour O’ doom. A tour O’ doom. Has a nice ring to it.

Not only is this technique amazingly effective, it is amazingly baller. Nothing says, “damn son you messed with the wrong guy” more than dropping down into a near split like you were born with that ability. Oh, you don’t agree? James Brown my friends. James Brown.

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