December 6, 2007
Who would you rather have held down while you punched them in the gut…
- Obama (31%, 220 Votes)
- McCain (22%, 158 Votes)
- Hillary (18%, 132 Votes)
- Giuliani (9%, 66 Votes)
- Chelsea Clinton (8%, 59 Votes)
- Hill-bama (6%, 45 Votes)
- Mc-Liani (5%, 38 Votes)
Total Voters: 718
Start Date: January 22, 2008 @ 11:19 am
End Date: No Expiry
Best resolution for 2008, go ahead, pick two.
- Get in shape by culling the weak while wearing a cape that says “Natural Selection Man” on the back. (67%, 18 Votes)
- Get in shape by learning something awesome, like a martial art based on the movements of a mantis. (52%, 14 Votes)
- Get in shape. (22%, 6 Votes)
- Donate to Urban Beatdown. Naw, you should choose 5 instead… (19%, 5 Votes)
- Cull the weak. (11%, 3 Votes)
- Get in shape by culling the weak. (11%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 27
Start Date: January 1, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Uncle Charley grabs you by the neck and starts messing with your head, do you…
- Pick his ass up and drop him on the living room table. (93%, 39 Votes)
- Say ok ok, thats great, very funny and wait for his buzz to wear off… (5%, 2 Votes)
- Scream for Mommy… (2%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 42
Start Date: December 26, 2007 @ 7:42 am
End Date: No Expiry
Chuck Norris asks you on a date. Do you…
- Smack his ears, knee him in the balls and run away. (54%, 48 Votes)
- Tell him about this awesome Chuck Norris joke which ends up with him sidekicking a baby into outer-space (20%, 18 Votes)
- Say yes, produce spawn. (18%, 16 Votes)
- Admire his action jeans with the spandex crotch. (8%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 89
Start Date: December 12, 2007 @ 12:08 am
End Date: No Expiry
Some douchebag wants to fight you in a bar, do you…
- Apologize for the confusion, shake his hand, and bring him to his hands and knees with a thumb jointlock and parade him around the room like a dog. (92%, 35 Votes)
- Run into the bathroom, call all of your friends and tell them the bar is serving free drinks, and… cry yourself to sleep for the next 5 years (3%, 1 Votes)
- Take it outside, and play round robin with your flailing hail mary’s… (3%, 1 Votes)
- Apologize profusely, buy him a round and cry yourself to sleep for the next 5 years (3%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 38
Start Date: December 6, 2007 @ 6:03 pm
End Date: No Expiry
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